Good Friday is just around the corner. Will you be heading to Mass and doing all things Holy? Nah, didn't think so. I presume all of you will be going on the piss somewhere and there may be panics you experience, 8 to be precise. Here is the Panic You Will Experience This Good Friday.
1) Mass Dilemma
I'll go, no I won't. Ah no I will, it wouldn't be right to miss it. Oh Friends is on. F*ck it I'll leave it.
2) Drink Destruction
How many times did your friends tell you to get drink the night before? Yes, thousands of times. So, why did you forget? Now, there will be an hour of panic while you ring around and search through your parents drinking cabinet.
3) Weather Wonders
What will I wear to Barn Dance? It's warm now but what if it rains? I don't want to bring a big bag though? Are people dressing in barn theme or not? Oh Godddd.
4) Location Perplexity
Those not going to Barn Dance thought they would have nothing to do. Game changer: now there are three house parties on and you have no clue which one to pick. Your fomo won't save you now.
What if tonight is shit? I have built it up a lot in my head and now I am more stressed than ever. Why is my life soooo hardddddd???
6) Food Fighter
Should I eat now or wait until I get home? I have had three meals already but I am still a bit peckish. What if I get sick when I am out? What if I get sick because I have eaten before I went out? Ah the horror.
7) The Ex Intruder
Why is my ex here? Who the hell invited them? Seriously now they will hound me all night or worse I will cry about them at my peak of drunkness.
8) The Alcohol Abandonment
Where is my drink gone? Who stole it? Who took all my drink? You know I can't get anymore tonight it is Good Friday for Christ's sake.