So you're out for the night and are around someones gaff for Pre-drinks. Here's the definitive list of people you will meet at Pre-drinks
1) DJ Dermot
This lad has a soundcloud account and thinks he knows more about music then anyone else ever. He plays all the 'buzzin' tunes that you haven't even heard. He rarely listens to requests but instead says things like "No man you gotta listen to - wait for the drop."
2) The Tantastic
The girl who decides that at half nine is a good time to start spraying on the Coca brown. Tan mitt on one hand, vodka coke in the other. Her shade of tan is directly related to how drunk she is. She says thinks like-"Oh myyyyy god. I'm so fucking white, Here hold my drink while I do the backs of my legs."Sigh.
3) The Worrier
The person who really wants to catch the last bus because they don't want to take a taxi- they things like "What time does guest list end? What times the last bus? Where are we going again?"
4) Shitfaced Siobhan
Some people just can't pace themselves. Shitfaced Siobhan has passed out on the couch at half 11 while the worrier is roaring "The bus is in ten minutes".
5) The Couple
These two spend half their time shifting and the rest of their time drinking. They don't spend time talking to everyone else because they are so absorbed in groping each other.
6) The Dancer
This guy who spends his whole time showing everybody his slick moves. But if he's successful he'll move the party from everyone sitting down chatting to a proper dance fest.
7) The Drinking Game Ref
The girl who knows every rule to every drinking game ever and try to make sure every drunken fool plays by the rules. Which they don't because they.are.drunk.
7) The Pill Popper
This yoke can't even get out the door without deciding they need an extra buzz- everyone else looks on as they finish they Jager shots as the pill popper dicks about the place asking everyone if they want to some yokes too. No we don't, mainly because you're so fucking annoying to be around.
9)Phone face
The guy who refuses to join in the party because they're desperately trying to set up the shift instead staying glued to their Iphone the entire night. Being anti social is just not cool at prinks. Turn it off.
The Weirdo
Nobody knows who he is or who he came with. He's just there watching everyone getting shitfaced and silently judging.
The Shit Taker
There's always one. Some lad who thinks its okay to block up the toilet with a massive log in the toilet when everyone else is waiting to go.
