Being a bartender is a lot more difficult then people give credit for- it's even harder when you get customers like these ones, If only you could have a drink for each time something like this happened..
1-Yelling/Whistling/Tapping On The Bar To Get Your Bartender's Attention
If we're busy you're just going to have to wait a little longer- and pissing off the person making your drink is never going to work out in your advantage.
2-‘Make It Strong’
Well then my friend you should have ordered a double. I'm not a freaking magician.
3-Ordering A Round Of Drinks After Last Orders.
I've cleaned the bar, rang the bell and now you want me to make 30 flaming sambuca's? Look at the hate in my eyes. Goodbye.
4-Cutting someone off
“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?” is a question no one wants to hear. Having to ask someone is almost as bad.
5-Being hit on numerous times by whatever creatures just happen to be sitting at the bar
The worst part of this is that you can't escape...
6-Get A Room
-Don’t mind me while you feel each other up when I have nowhere to escape to - anywhere I go is within a 3 meter radius of you guys. URGHhhhhh.
7-Watching People Attempt To Grab Their Keys and Drive Home Completely Locked
Don't even think about it kiddo. If you've been serving someone all night and then you let them drive - well nobody wants that on their shoulders. Call a taxi...
8-Can You Charge My Phone?
Or even worse - do you have an Iphone 5/Samsung Galaxy/Nokia charger behind there ? What is this Narnia?
9-Do you have wifi?
Can you give me the password? NO. You're just going to have to sit there and talk to each other...
10-What do you have?
Because who doesn't like listing off an entire drinks menu countless times every day....
