Stressed out about exams? Well join the club sista. It's an emotional time and these thoughts are sure to be going through your head before and after exams.
4 Weeks Before:
F*ck this shit, I’m going out. I mean, I’ve gotten this far by spoofing around, like- once I read through my lecture notes I’ll be grand.
3 Weeks Before:
Oh my lord, I am going to fail. I haven’t done a thing, there’s no way I can pull this out of the bag in 3 weeks.
2 Weeks Before:
Okay, that’s it - I must schedule to study 8 hours a day and not leave the house for the next two weeks. Two days later: Wait – it’s not the LC. I can chill a bit. It will all be okay.
1 Week Before:
I’ve already bought an EP ticket soo I will probably fail repeats as well.
3 Days Before:
Why am I in this course?
What am I doing with my life?
Why didn't I start studying before now??
(A slight existential crisis is totally normal at this point).
1 Day Before:
Can I drop out this late?
2 Minutes After:
Well there goes my summer - I’ll be studying for repeats.
5 Minutes After:
On second thoughts, maybe I can pass by compensation. Some exams must have gone semi-okay.
8 Minutes After:
I actually don’t even care at this stage - they are OVER.
10 Minutes After:
Time to get Absolute-ly f*cked.
12 Minutes After:
IT’S OFFICIALLY SUMMER PEOPLE. LET’S GET OUT OF HERE.
Video: Failing a Test