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Thoughts Every College Student Has Before And After Exams

Thoughts Every College Student Has Before And After Exams

Stressed out about exams? Well join the club sista. It's an emotional time and these thoughts are sure to be going through your head before and after exams.

Before:

4 Weeks Before:

 

F*ck this shit, I’m going out. I mean, I’ve gotten this far by spoofing around, like- once I read through my lecture notes I’ll be grand.

 

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3 Weeks Before:

 

Oh my lord, I am going to fail. I haven’t done a thing, there’s no way I can pull this out of the bag in 3 weeks.

2 Weeks Before:

 

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Okay, that’s it - I must schedule to study 8 hours a day and not leave the house for the next two weeks. Two days later: Wait – it’s not the LC. I can chill a bit. It will all be okay.

1 Week Before:

 

I’ve already bought an EP ticket soo I will probably fail repeats as well.

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3 Days Before:

 

Why am I in this course?

What am I doing with my life?

Why didn't I start studying before now??

(A slight existential crisis is totally normal at this point).

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1 Day Before:

 

Can I drop out this late?

 

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After:

2 Minutes After:

 

Well there goes my summer - I’ll be studying for repeats.

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5 Minutes After:

 

On second thoughts, maybe I can pass by compensation. Some exams must have gone semi-okay.

8 Minutes After:

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I actually don’t even care at this stage -  they are OVER.

10 Minutes After:

 

Time to get Absolute-ly f*cked.

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12 Minutes After:

 

IT’S OFFICIALLY SUMMER PEOPLE. LET’S GET OUT OF HERE.

 

Video: Failing a Test

 

Credit: CollegeHumor

Hazel MacMahon
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