Treat Yo' Self: 19 Things Every Food Loving Woman Will Understand

As modern women of the world, I think we can all agree that nothing can beat a good feast of food. Here are 19 things that every food-loving woman will understand....

1. Your idea of fun is anything that revolves around food.

2. Because happiness to you is being fed and being full.

3. So you take food very seriously, far more seriously than others.

4. You can match any guy when it comes to eating.

 “The bigger portion is for me, right?”

5. And if people question your habits, you always know just what to say.

6. And how to justify yourself.

Not that you fucking need to...


7. Because eating is all that matters, you never hide the hungry in you.

I'm totally not one of those girls who's afraid to eat in front of people. I love food. Food is literally life. ??

— Les❁ (@lesssssssslie)

8. So sometimes you might forget your manners.

9. And things might get just a little bit messy.


Story of my life is taking my bra off and having crumbs fall out

— Lauren FitzGerald (@laurennfitzz)

10. To the point where sometimes you just have to take the necessary precautions.

11. When you hear about someone’s diet you’re just there like:


Please, bother someone else with your mundane tales and boring life choices.

12. Because you know that you’ve been there, done that and don’t want to go back.

13. Although you know you could really do with just bit more self-control.

14. Forget PMS, it’s hanger that affects your mood.


15. And the only thing worse than a tiny portion, is paying a shitload for a tiny portion.

16. If a gesture of romance doesn’t somehow involve food, it just isn’t romantic.

17. Because to you, food is sensual, food turns you on, food is LIFE.

18. Food is how you express your feelings.

19. Food is your entire life.

Food, we love you. XOXO

H/T Buzzfeed

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