We always knew Nathan Carter must have some sort unhinged alter-ego which gives his head a break from the requirement that he plays Wagonwheel 45 times a day.
Apparently he used to be in a death metal band with Republic Of Telly presenter Kevin McGahern. This revelation bubbled to surface after McGahern recently kidnapped Carter and locked him in the boot of his car. Don't believe me? Well see for yourself.
Now obviously this could have all been a rouse and Carter may have never actually been in Shart Attack but given the geographical proximity of the pair - back in Gowna and Enniskillen - and given the fact that we still maintain no man can be as clean cut, mammy's boy as Carter lets on, we refuse to believe that it's not true.
Just don't tell Bláthnaid Ní Chofaigh.