What's better than four bottles of Prosecco? "Five," I hear you cry out in unison. And what's even better than that, I would like to know! "Seven?" You tentatively speculate.
Well, you've overshot it. While seven bottles of Prosecco would indeed by better than four, that is not the beast we're dealing with here. Insteas - as the headline suggested - the answer I was fishing for was 'six'.
That's right, this Saturday, Lidl will be selling six bottles of Prosecco for the price of four. With each bottle usually costing €7.99 that works out at only €5.32 a bottle, which, I think we can all agree, is shit hot value.
The offer is only available this Saturday, October 26, and is limited to six bottles per customer. So, what are you waiting for - cancel all weekend plans. Ring up whomever it was that you may've conspired with to hatch plans for the day and tell them straight up, "Steve, I am no longer free to go mushroom foraging, I have a more urgent calling. I must stock up on a quantity of alcohol sufficient to poison a sturdy mule. I am sorry."
So please, go forth, go and acquire yourself some Prosecco.