Convenience store 'Mace' is like that kid at your school who would do anything to get in with the cool group, i.e. selling their soul or desperately trying to show you how ~wild~ they are no matter how embarrassing it is. Case in point: the new Mace ad has taken what they think young people like and made it into probably one of the most confusing and nauseating ads ever shown on television. Behold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-BEZeKwM4g
I'm here for these emojis and dance moves:
When you realise you've made a horrible mistake but smile through the pain:
If you're unsure what you just saw because you're still violently shaking and/or trying to come down from the acid trip, you're not alone. Many worried viewers share the same concerns:
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That new Mace ad is probably what happens if you took half a bag of LSD at the deli counter
— Paul (@PaulEyezOnMe) February 16, 2017
That Mace ad is an abomination,can't unsee it,can only impose a lifetime ban upon myself from their stores in retaliation.
— Michael Croke (@mick_theboat) March 1, 2017
The makers of that #mace ad have taken a few happy pills by the looks of it. Looks like a video from 1991
— Michael Doran (@dor51) February 25, 2017
You've gotta give it to 'em though: they make shopping at Mace look like the wildest night of your life.
Get your #maceface on.
