8 Best Things About Being A Single Guy

Being in a relationship has its obvious benefits, but to me it seems that being single just has SO much more benefits! No ties to anyone, being absolutely free to do whatever you want and live your life how you want to! Here are the 8 best things about being a single guy.

8. Not having to do stuff you don't want to.

You are your own master. You don't have to do stuff like taking your girlfriend shopping. If you don't want to do something, you don't have to.

7. The unlimited sense of freedom you have.

When you recently go through a breakup and the initial heartbreak is over, you quickly realise that you're free! Strip your clothes and bellow up to the Heavens: "FREEDOM!" Nothing will ever taste as sweet as this! You have absolutely not ties to anyone. You're free to do whatever and whoever you want. Slut it up!


6. You can watch a football match in peace.

No more explaining the offside rule to your girlfriend, telling her that every game lasts 90 minutes or trying to concentrate om the game while she idly chit-chats about utter nonsense.

5. You can make a move on that ridiculously hot girl at the bar.

You can pick any girl in the room and go over and make a move on her. Not to say that you WILL, but it's nice to know that you have that option.


4. You're not glued to your phone.

You're not on your phone every 2 minutes, texting your girlfriend where you are, who you're with or pretending to be interested in her latest argument with one of her friends over a borrowed pair of shoes.

3. More money.

You have way more cash in your wallet. You don't have to buy birthday, Christmas or anniversary presents and all the money you have only gets spent on you! Justice!


2. You can wear what you want, whenever you want.

If you want to wear sweatpants every day of the week, you can. Although it will probably make sure you're single and not getting any action for quite a while!

1. You can enjoy the full size of your mattress.

No more battling for the covers or being pushed into one measly corner of your bed. You can lie completely nude and spread-eagled across your bed without knocking limbs with someone else. Enjoy it!

Ian Smith
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Ian is a contributing writer for CollegeTimes. He is currently partying his ass off for the Summer having spent the past 7 years at various colleges across the globe. While by no means an athlete, he considers himself a world class darts player... If you tweet him he will not respond.
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