There are plenty of guys out there unfortunate enough to be stuck with 'psycho chick'. Guys who are intimidated and downright scared of their girlfriend.
It wasn't always this way. Psycho chick seemed so sweet and nice in the beginning, but it's usually right after you first have sex with her, that she takes a turn for the worst!
Here are the signs that your girlfriend is a psycho.
11. She insists you change your Facebook profile picture to include her
Psycho girlfriend wants to make sure EVERYBODY knows that you are her property. Like a dog marking his territory by pissing on a tree, psycho girlfriend won't rest until you fully commit to her. She wants to be in EVERY aspect of your life.
10. She steals your clothes as an excuse to see you again
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She wears your cotton Adidas tracksuit bottoms home one day. In what seems like a happy accident, psycho girlfriend sits at home smelling them in her bedroom. She will also use them as an excuse to call over to your house and see you unexpectedly.
9. She plans trips years in advance
"Hey, I booked us a holiday to Santa Ponsa in July 2016!" Before you can have a say, she books trips for the two of you miles down the road. You say that you will wait until after that trip to break up with her, but psycho girlfriend is clever. Before long she has another one booked for 2018, and you find yourself trapped in a continuous cycle.
8. She pokes holes in your condoms
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You enter your bedroom and find psycho girlfriend rustling away in your condom stash. Psycho girlfriend is keeled over, poking holes in all your condoms with a thumbtack, whispering to herself "You're mine now!"
7. She shows up at your house unannounced
Like a scene in a horror movie, you are at home relaxing and your girlfriend suddenly appears at your house with a wry smile on her face, looking in the window. You try ignore her texts and hide away from the window, but she sees you and she KNOWS you're there. She screams "I can SEE YOU!" You have to open the door and pretend your happy to see her.
6. She has to call and text you ALL the time
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Psycho chick simply HAS to know WHERE you are and WHAT you're doing all the time! If she doesn't or you try and give her the slip, she'll suffer with severe anxiety, followed by massive craziness. Have you ever took a midday nap for one hour and woke up to 20 texts and 3 missed calls from your girlfriend? Sorry fella, you have psycho chick!
5. She gets insanely jealous of any girls in your life
At the slightest mention or sight of you with another girl, psycho chick turns crazy jealous and begins questioning you like a defendant in a murder trial. "WHO IS SHE?! ... HOW DO YOU KNOW HER?! ... IS SHE PRETTY?!!" You're totally innocent, yet you feel like you're guilty. She frightens you terribly. You respond and tell psycho chick the truth. "She's my sister..."
4. She stares at you when you're sleeping
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You wake up early in the morning and find your girlfriend hanging over your bed, staring at you and not blinking. She greets you with, "HI. I was Waiting for you to wake up!!!"
3. She gets her friends to spy on you
At times when psycho chick can't reach you on the phone, she will send her reconnaissance girls into the field. Her friends that you have only met a handful of times keep an eye on you to make SURE that you will be home by 5:00pm like you said, and NOT 5:05pm or there will be trouble! "WHAT were you doing for that extra 5 minutes?! TELL ME!!"
2. She wants you to be with her ALL the time
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Your girlfriend grows overwhelmingly attached to you. She can't bear to not be with you. Psycho chick gives up all her friends and chooses to spend every minute of EVERY day with you. You can picture her being wrapped up in a straight-jacket and tossed into a padded cell if you decide to break up with her.
1. She threatens to hurt you or herself if you ever leave her
Psycho chick will "jokingly" threaten to hurt herself or you if anything were to ever happen to your relationship. You immediately feel trapped and she knows what she is doing. There is no easy way out.
