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Dublin Fire Brigade Has A Gas Valentine’s Day Warning For Racy Couples

Dublin Fire Brigade Has A Gas Valentine’s Day Warning For Racy Couples

All you Irish Fifty Shades of Grey fans out there have been warned to avoid getting into any embarrassing situations in the bedroom this Irish Valentine’s Day. Following the release of the second film Fifty Shades Darker on Friday, Dublin Fire Brigade took to Twitter on Saturday to request that Irish fans be careful in trying to replicate any steamy scenes between Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.

The message was, “It's Valentine's and Fifty Shades is in the cinema. Have a romantic, fun and safe weekend, you don't want us calling with our 'big key.'" The tweet also included a photo of a fireman helping to free some poor eejit from some pink fluffy handcuffs.

The replies on Twitter were exactly what to be expected. Ye dirty minded fecks!

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So to all the frisky Jamie Dornan fans and impersonators out there, don’t say you weren’t warned!

Also read: The Irish Catholic Church Wants Us To Have A G-Rated Valentine's Day

Jessica Pratt