First Dates Ireland has been a whirlwind success in the last two years thanks to exposing Irish heroes and villains of the dating world, and tonight's show was no exception. I tried very hard not to die from a cringe attack after watching only a couple of minutes of the show, and take my hat off to those of you risking your reputation to be on the show all in the name of entertainment.
Also, I just have to mention the most bizarre moment of the show: when Dani, Danielle or Daniel (whatever you want to call him, he doesn't mind) made that crazy joke. Here are some of the best bits from tonight's show:
Figuring out your future pet names on a first date - sick in my mouth
Orange is the New Black Meets The Italian Job (Lisa and Daniel)
And the award for the world's worst joke goes to Daniel: "My wife died in a car accident. I was driving the car...JOKE". Wtf?
Joke?? I'd say Peter Kaye is shitting himself #FirstDatesIRL
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"Two girlfriends and no dates?" - Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Katie being as forward as possible "So you gonna stay in Dublin tonight?" #noshameinhergame
"I like a girl who works behind the bar. It reminds me of Coyote Ugly!" - Daniel trying to impress after that joke. G'wan Leanne Rhymes.
Literally everyone fancies the barman in First Dates
When you nearly die cause you don't want to offend anyone. The most Irish thing ever #gooseberryjamgate
If you're late for a date say a bird shat on you
"I know you!" - The worst line ever on a blind date
Recreating a naked picture of Kim Kardashian is never cute hun
"We should go for a beer!" - He repeatedly tells the girl who insists she doesn't drink!
Until next time guys.
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