Picture this; you're out in a bar with all of your mates and suddenly, you see this girl who is the most breathtaking creation to walk the earth, so you go over and expect to have a scintillating conversation...but are sorely disappointed to find out that a five-year-old could probably hold your attention better. Or better yet, the same scenario happens and you approach a guy, but he turns out to be so pig-headed that you might as well be talking to a wall. Do you want to avoid these situations from here on out? If you answered yes to any of the above, then let this be your guide.
Experiments have shown that facial features contribute a lot to personality traits, to the point where you can identify a person's disposition just by looking at their distinguishing features. This guide will give you basic things to look out for in order to find a semi-decent partner in crime:
Chins
When you were a kid, you probably squeezed your chin to find out if it was a butt or a cherry chin? Well, besides finding out that you have a baby chin, did you know that you can also find out how stubborn a person can be just by looking at their chin? They come in three variants:
• Rounded
This person is most likely the least stubborn in the chin category. It denotes someone who can be easily swayed in an argument. This person is not an ideal candidate for a debate team, but can come in handy if you want to boss someone around.
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• Squared
These people are an ideal defence force in a fight. On the negative side, it makes them as movable as a toddler from the sweet aisle. The bigger and wider the chin is, the harder it is to convince them of something, or even attempt to get them to accept your point of view. They are right, facts be damned.
• Pointed/Sharp
These people are harder to deal with than square chins. If you have a strong opinion about something then pray that these people think the same way, because you've a very short time limit before they start cutting you down to size. Dirty tactics are their weapon of choice.
Lips
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We all like lips. They're useful for many things (creepy brow wiggle). When used to form words they can tell us many things, but did you know they can tell us things without even moving?
• Upper lip
The thinner the lip the more sly and cunning they may be. But don't be turned off by the sound of it, because these people are often quick-witted and are also amazing problem solvers. Let's just hope they use it as a force of good and not a force of evil...
• Lower lip
This lip is responsible for the persons level of self-pity and compassion. Try to avoid people with overly big bottom lips, because this shows a person prone to self-pity. They are sweet and compassionate to a fault and are unfortunately often mistreated by people, so trust might not be their forte. Smaller bottom lips belong to a person who is very selective with their use of compassion and pity. If you are not important to them, then don't expect pity or compassion because these people often don't know how to give it to themselves, let alone anyone else.
Noses
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Noses, the bane of everyone's lives. No one likes their nose really, when you think about it...
• Straight nose
This ascertains the person's determination. If the nose is sharp and straight, then this person is very goal driven. Just look at Hercules, he could've chiselled a mountain with that thing!
• Nose with a bump
These people are not goal driven and their determination isn't the strongest either. What usually balances these people is their stubbornness, as they won't move away from something they want all too easily.
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Eyes
Ah, the window to our souls. Spacial orbs that trap the entire celestial bodies of our universe...if that creepy guy at the bar is to be believed. They are seen as one of the most important assets of our faces, but there is more to them than just that.
• Eye size
People's eye-size can determine how open a person can be. People with big eyes tend to be the ones you say hi to and throw in a compliment and they will tell you their life story. These people are usually optimistic and loyal. But the smaller the eyes get, the less you'll know about them. Case in point, all anime ever created.
• Depth of eyes
If the eyes are set in deep under the browbone, this means the person is quite secretive and also tends to be analytical of all situations. These people are very dangerous to mess with because they will find a way to get you back.
Eyebrows
We all have preconceived notions about what eyebrows mean due to their thickness or the ever evil unibrow, but if you're looking for a true evil genius, then here's a tip to help you find your match. Eyebrows have only one thing that will help you decipher a person; their positioning. The higher the brow, the longer they will take to make a decision. These people weigh their options before they decide on anything, while those with a low brow will make a quick decision which will be hard to change unless they want to please you.
Disclamer: We cannot be held responsible for the misinterpretation that may be caused by you or those around you. These are merely guidelines, think of them as rules (some can be bent or broken). We hold no responsibility for broken noses or swollen lips. Plastic surgery is not a way to change your personality, neither is make-up, but it is a fantastic way to trick people into adoring you.
