Although we don't celebrate Thanksgiving, there are many things to be thankful for living in Ireland. So before having your dinner tonight, make sure you all join hands, say a quick prayer, and keep all of these Irish blessings in mind.
But where do they get the red lemons from?- don't ask!!
2.Scary animals don't live here
The upside of the weather being shit, is that none of these bastards could survive here!
3.Getting plastered is socially acceptable
Sure haven't we all woken up behind a pack of bins wondering what day it is and where all our clothes have went? Haven't we? Gas craic!
4.Home of Marty Morrissey
Men beg to be one of his friends, women just beg.....
5. Safe haven for gingers
6. Chicken fillet rolls
Butter or mayo? Spicy or plain? Could this be heaven?
7. The milk isn't shit
In Ireland, people who buy UHT or goat's milk are either lactose intolerant or arseholes.
and King crisps
Because Walker's taste like solidified puke. Yuck!
9. Black and white pudding
Because who ever said eating blood and pig meat was wrong, obviously hasn't tried Clonakilty pudding...
10. We have our OWN language
And although not many people speak it that well, things like this are bound to bring it back...
11. We have real brown bread
Not only is it better for you than white bread, but your mammy probably makes it as well which is always a plus for any Irishman.