16 Awkward Boob Situations Every Woman Has Experienced

I don't know why boobs are so's chests aren't awkward at all but for some reason, that extra pound of flesh on our chests results in an embarrassing, fumbling, shit show. Here are 16 of the most awkward situations everyone with a pair of boobs has experienced.


1. When you look down and realise your bra has cut into your boobs and created a four-boob situation.

2. When they pop out while you’re moshing at a rock concert.

3. When you’re on a date and a dumpling falls down into your cleavage and you have to decide whether to leave it there or put your chopsticks down there and eat it.


4. When you realise that not only is your bra showing, but your nipple is peeking out and you had no idea.

5. When your boobs threaten to suffocate you in downward dog.

6. When your nipples are uneven in your bra and it looks like your chest has a lazy eye.


7. When your nipples won’t stop being hard during a work meeting.

8. When the gynecologist has to give you a breast exam while you just lay there and watch.



9. When you get epic tit sweat stains on your shirt in the summer.

10. When they won’t let you get comfortable when you’re trying to find a sleeping position.

11. When a guy is trying to kiss or suck them and they’re SO sensitive that you just whimper like a sad puppy, and he starts apologizing for hurting you.


12. When you notice that they’ve spouted hair. Or even worse, when someone else notices they’ve sprouted hair.

13. When you catch some perv looking down your shirt and he sees you seeing him.

14. When your boobs somehow create crazy cleavage in your super conservative job interview shirt.


15. When your boobs are sore and you're forced to run for some reason beyond your control, so you have to hold them.

16. When you answer the door with no bra and then try to shield your boobs from the UPS guy and sign for your package at the same time.


H/T The Frisky

Sarah Power
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Unnatural blonde with a natural gift for wrapping presents. Never had one lesson. Big fan of Sex and the City, Eddie Vedder and men who have a good strong whistle. Hope to be a responsible woman one day, but for now I'm enjoying being a child in a woman's body. Pet peeve: People who abbreve everything.

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