1 On Horses:
To be fair, Ted deserves credit for teaching us this as well.
2 On Small Talk:
How's your bra?
3 On Blessing Yourself:
Hail Mary full of Grace…papa don’t preach.
4 On Peer Pressure:
Give in to peer pressure.
Fr. Damo "I'll be in in a min-eh" Lennon brought out the rebel in Dougal.
— Cathal (@ccoyler) November 9, 2015
5 On The Best Brit Pop Band:
It's Oasis. Always Oasis.
6 On Being A Mechanical Wizard:
7 On Celibacy:
“This is one to tell the grandkids about.”
8 On Basic Physics:
9 On Being Direct:
Ted: Whatever you do, don’t mention his son in America.
Dougal to the Bishop: How’s the son?
10 On Having the Upper Hand:
If there is evidence of said Bishop frolicking on the beach with his mistress and son, use it. Especially if you’re being forced to go to the Philippines.
11 On Spelling:
Learn how to spell Philippines. (I know it begins with an F).
12 On Catholicism:
It is confusing, in fairness.
13 On Temptation:
14 On Impressions:
15 On Challenging Authority:
If a protest takes place without ‘Down with that sort of thing’ and ‘Careful Now’ signs, is it even a real protest?
16 On Kurt Kobain:
17 On Spider-Baby
Admit it, if Dougal had known the difference between dreams and reality we would never have been introduced to Spider-Baby. Or known that it was kept in a pram.