He accidentally texts you 'She's actually way hotter in her profile pics. You around for pints soon?'
He goes to the toilet and takes 20mins, coming back saying that he has a dodgy burrito earlier.
He pulls out his own steak knife.
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He tweets during the meal saying 'The only good things about tonight is the food #awkward'
He de-friends you from Facebook while you are in the bathroom.
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He asks the waitress what her plans are for the weekend.
On his way to the bathroom he meets a girl he knows and you hear him say 'I'll give you a call later tonight' and winks...
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He tells you to create a diversion as he stuffs the condiments into his man bag.
He pops some Nurofen cold and flu and says “gives me a nice buzz before I start drinking."
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He bites his nails and spits them on the table.
He says to the waiter "Can you just bring her a glass of wine every 7 minutes" with a wink....
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He asks you about the friend in your profile photo and says "She's really more my type, she on Tinder?"
He asks how much money you have on you right now.
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He takes a selfie at the table.
He does't take his hat off during the meal and says, "Haven't showered today, not pretty under there"
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He makes a call as the bill comes and asks his Mum is it too late to be collected.
He leaves his number on the bill for the waitress.
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