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22 Thoughts Every Guy Has At Pre-Drinks

Just like girls, every guy has a ritual for getting ready for a night out, only guys are more subtle about it, for fear of getting mocked by their friends. Guys also go through a wave of thoughts at pre-drinks - where all the mayhem begins! Here are the 22 thoughts every guys has at pre-drinks.

22) "CANS, Beautiful cans!"

21) "Jaysus this place is an absolute sausage fest!"

20) "There better be birds coming to this gaff."

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19) "Ah for Fuck sake! He brought his girlfriend AGAIN!"

18) "Ohoho, what a TUNE!"

17) "Oh my days. Who the Fuck is that?"

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16) "Should I go over to her or not?"

15) "No, I'm not drunk enough to talk to her yet."

14) "Does this shirt make me look fat?"

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13) "OH, she definitely wants the D."

12) "Are these jeans TOO skinny?"

11) "He's not going to pull a muscle going out looking like that."

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10) "I don't want to get TOO drunk before I leave."

9) "Is there enough gel in my hair?"

8) "Seriously?! I have to piss again? I must have the world's smallest bladder!"

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7) "Ugh, all these cans are making me bloated..."

6) "Shit it's already 11pm? Better drink up!"

5) "F*ck it, I'm doing this shot. I'll be grand."

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4) "Oh God, I'm gonna get sick ... Phew! Saved."

3) "If she's gonna walk like that she's better off taking off them bloody heels..."

2) "This is a great buzz! Why don't we just stay drinking here?!"

1) "Come on will you, The TAXIS are outside!!!"

Ian Smith
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Ian is a contributing writer for CollegeTimes. He is currently partying his ass off for the Summer having spent the past 7 years at various colleges across the globe. While by no means an athlete, he considers himself a world class darts player... If you tweet him he will not respond.

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