Remember when you first went to college and you had this crazy idea that it was the first step to adulthood? How wrong were we! College is just a four year delay of going into adult life. It's like being a teenager without parental guidance with the strong risk of getting arrested. College is a time when you can wear a onesie into the shops and not be criticized. A place where dutch gold is the sweet sweet nectar of your Tuesday evenings. It's a magical time in our lives but what happens when we leave? Apart from the student discount what other habits do we have to leave in the student bar?
31. Sex is Limited to the Bedroom
No more floors, couches or backalleys. You're classy now.
30. Eating Straight From the Saucepan
29. Leaving Dirty Dishes...
... For weeks on end.
28. Having a Naggin Wall
27. Mid Day Television
It's not fair, I know.
26. Sniff Testing Food
Just because the first slice of bread is mouldy doesn't mean the rest are!
25. Free Rent
The ride stops here kids.
24. Drinking Milk Out of the Carton
Drinking anything out of the carton in fact.
23. Not Going to College.
Gone are the days when you wake up late and just decide, not today.
22. Pizza For Breakfast
21. Morning Trips to MacDonalds
20. All Day Drinking
19. Crashing Parties
'I hear the nurses are having their class party tonight. I know Mary, we can definitely get in.'
18. Playing Like Kids
There's no more time for rounders or water fights
17. Mid-Week Hangovers
16. Rainbow Hair Dye
There is a very small gap in life when this is acceptable
15. Sharing A Lightbulb in a House With 5 People
14. Using Anything Else Apart From Toilet Paper To Wipe
13. Not Paying For Bin Collection
12. Midday Naps
11. Wearing Tracksuit Bottoms Everyday
10. Practical Jokes
9. Getting Naked When You're Drunk
There comes a time when it's no longer hilarious to show of your family jewels and run around campus. What am I saying, this is always hilarious!
8. Midnight Munchies
Ice cream with nutella. Pizza and chips... You know what I'm talking about
7. Making Excuses for Not Having Your Shit Together
Worked in lecture of 250 students, not really going to work in front of your new boss.
6. Drinking for One Consecutive Week Straight
5. Frequent One Night Stands
4. Not Going Grocery Shopping Once a Week
3. Forfeiting Food Money for Drink Money
2. Binging on Your Favourite TV Show for 2 Days Straight
1. Walk of Shame
Never really acceptable but even less so now
At least we'll have the memories! Don't wish away your college years, use that fast metabolism to its full potential and do every disgusting thing that you can think of! You don't get it back when it's gone!
