So this is interesting, apparently this was sound advice to give all the single ladies in 1938. What's changed in 75 years?
1. DO NOT flirt with the waiter gals. Men DESERVE your entire attention.
2. EVEN if he's boring the life out of you, DO NOT let him know. Sit up straight for Heavens sake and for the love of God don't let him see your gum.
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3. Just don't bring up any emotional shit ok? Big boys don't cry. Keep it light. Talk about making sandwiches and stuff, they like that.
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4. Wear a bra and leave it where it is, even if it's strapless and your nipples are being crushed by the wire, DON'T TOUCH IT. Men don't like that.
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5. If you're dancing, just shut the fuck up and dance. Men just wana get down and don't care for your chat.
6. Save your clothes shite talk for the girls and keep the subjects man friendly. He's not interested unless he's interested, capisce?
