Drunkterneting: The Worst Things We Do While Drunk Online

So I'll tell you what I want what I really really want... drunk people to stop invading my newsfeed, my chat rooms, for people to stop thinking they can run riot online when they have a few jars or have something on their freshly inebriated mind that they think the world needs to hear. Look, if it's legible and to the point and has some substance to it then fine, but the ones I'm really getting at are the ones that you know were 27 vodkas deep when posting because they wouldn't have said it in sober life...while some of them funny, I tend to be in the laugh at them not with them majority. Here are the worst things we do while drunk online.

Accidentally clicking 'like'

Facebook stalking your ex's new girl/boyfriend and accidentally ‘liking’/commenting on something from a time that would never be accessible to like only for the fact that you've been creeping...goodbye cruel world.

Looking at an ex’s LinkedIn profile with your identity left on in security settings

Posting a status about how you hate everybody and the world because a bouncer threw you out of a club for being too drunk


Facebook posting questions you mean to Google

Listening to cheesy music on Spotify for all the world to see

Sending drunk nude pics of yourself to everyone


Spamming all your friends with something you adore but they hate

Impulse online shopping

Accepting all of the friend requests you’d purposely left on ice....because you hated them all


Doing assignments demented

Getting into a war of words with a troll...

Commenting on everything that pops up in your Facebook news feed

Emailing your hot lecturer because you think she keeps smiling at you in class

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Ian Smith
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Ian is a contributing writer for CollegeTimes. He is currently partying his ass off for the Summer having spent the past 7 years at various colleges across the globe. While by no means an athlete, he considers himself a world class darts player... If you tweet him he will not respond.

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