So you've counted to ten and that rage that was flowing through you has now subsided, you think again and tell yourself you're a better person than that, you put the phone back in your pocket and get on with your day....but what if you weren't able to be a better person? What if that scumbag deserves a text piece of your mind? Here are the texts you want to send but never do!
1. To your room-mate:
“The gas bill came in, it's 40 euro each. Also, I can hear the bed shaking when there's no one else in there, I know what you're up to and it makes me sick.”
2. To your parents:
“I love you both, can I borrow 2 grand that I will not be returning, ever, thanks"
3. To that someone you've wanted to date forever:
“Hey. I like you. I think you like me. Let’s just be adults about this and stop dancing around it. Do you want to go on a date?”
4. To another ex:
“Hey, just passed your house and thought of you. Okay, I did it on purpose so I could send this text. This is my excuse to reach out.”..."I'm standing outside" ":)"
5. To that friend who ALWAYS goes missing on nights out:
“WTF like...why are you such a bitch, you always bail on me, I'm going to make new friends, bitch, bitch”
6. To your boyfriend:
“Can you please reply to me with with something other than a pet name, emoticon or a yes/no scenario and stop making me feel so unloved”
7. To your girlfriend:
"Sure thing hun :-)"
8. To the ex you drunk texted:
"Am..sorry about that drunken text, I actually still think about you a lot and would like to see you again..lolz"
9. To everyone who wrecked your place during a session:
“How about all of you come back and help me clean up?”