Okay ladies you've had your turn. Now its time to name and shame the most old man names going. Enjoy.
Maurice is a 80-year-old bachelor who lives in the back arse of nowhere. He still milks the cows by himself, every morning.
Mossy is a lifetime subscriber to Ireland's Own and The Farmer's Journal. He only watches the Late Late so he can give out about it the next day.
Dermot is a big property developer. Retired now, he did very well in the 'boom times'.
Is the village 'character'. This means he sits on the bench outside the pub shouting obscenities.
I'm convinced there aren't any Melvins left. They're extinct. Prove me wrong.
Goes to mass every day even though he can't hear for shite.
Sits at the bar every Friday with a book and a pint. Very quiet, Raymond.
Wesley still golfs three times a week. It takes him five hours to complete one round, and that's with a buggy.
PJ has road frontage. And no last name.
Willie has had every joint in his body replaced by metal. And he's still sore.
Malachy plays a starring role in the local musical every year. It's his only respite from his battle axe wife Joan. They sleep in separate beds.
Seamus is the most talkative man in the nursing home. Has been known to hijack conversations of other visitors in order to go on rambling nonsensical anecdotes about the time the pope visited in 1979.
Austin rings Joe Duffy every day. He always gets the number wrong too.
Ger is the dullest man in the world. He only ever talks about the weather. No one visits Ger.
Art is a bingo hotshot. He's also voting no in the repeal referendum.
Desmond is your local priest. His sermons go for the guts of an hour.
Has lost all of the teeth out of his head and still refuses to get dentures. Loves country music.
Hugh lives in a mansion with his wife Deborah. It's a loveless marriage.
Pearse is a big racist. But he's going on 90 so we let him away with it.