20 Sure Signs You're Just A Total Asshole

If you have found yourself doing any of these things... You might need to have a long look and yourself in the mirror. Luckily, de-assholing is easy enough, just don't be an asshole.

You park in disabled spaces


Or you park in two spaces



You wear Google Glasses


And snapbacks



Or deep V Necks


You do this with your tea bags



And this with your beer mats


Sometimes you take phonecalls where you shouldn't



And speak louder than appropriate


You're careless with your urination



You eat with your mouth open


And drink straight from the carton



Then you put it back in the fridge with a mouthful left


Listen to Picard next time



If you steal peoples drinks, you're an asshole


Or claim to be a non smoker and then ask for smokes from friends



You double dip your knife


And put chewed gum under desks



You open the toothpaste and squeeze from the top


And clap when the plane lands


I'm sure you're a lovely person underneath it all but if you do any of these things... Sort it out.

Shane Johnston
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Editor for CollegeTimes, UCD graduate and music lover. [email protected]

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