The after party can be a dark and destructive place. It will end up being the best or worst call you've ever made. Those who make it to the after parties are true animals in this human run world we live in. It is not their first time at one of these things and certainly not their last. The after party is always shocking and surprising and there are 11 people who always feature. Here, I introduce to you The 11 People You Encounter At Every After Party.
1) The Stoner
The stoner generally sits in one area and is the essence of chilled out behavior. He may have brought the goods with him or got someone to bring them to this after party. People are encouraged to talk to him but if you touch his weed without permission he will cut you.
2) The KO'd
This person is dead to the world. All they need is a bed but no one at this after party is bothered to bring them up to one. So, The KO'd is asleep on a chair in the middle of all the mayhem. This is not the end of the night this party goer planned.
WARNING: You may get drawn on....a lot.
3) The Vomiter
This guy or girl has had the one too many and is now proceeding to get sick everywhere in the house except the toilet. This leaves The Landlord feeling angry and frustrated as they shout at The Vomiter. The good thing for The Vomiter is they can't quite comprehend that they are being giving out to and everything is a blur. Also, they will most likely not remember this the next day.
4) The High On Substances
The High On Substances guy/girl is dancing like no ones watching. They are in their own little bubble. Nobody really knows who they came with but one things for sure we aren't going to ask.
5) The Attention Seeker
They're loud, they're obnoxious and they want attention from every member of the room. They cut across every conversation and want everybody to want them. The Attention Seeker will do just about anything to make an impression.
6) The FML
This person has yelled "I hate my life" far too many times in one sitting. Their crying and complaining about things that are in no way serious or life threatening. They're annoying, over dramatic and, frankly, everyone wants them to leave...stat.
7) The Landlord
This girl or guy owns the house and is going through personality stages. One minute he's like: "Look at all the fucks I give" while opening a bottle of his parents champagne. The next he is crying out: "Don't touch that." He's confused and emotional and doesn't quite understand why he invited people back here.
8) The Dancer
This guy or girl knows where they are meant to be in life. One place and one place only: the dancefloor. They are desperately trying to get other people up to dance but no such luck. And, let's not beat around the bush, they are dancing sluttayyy. Instead of joining The Dancer people sit and watch in disbelief and disgust.
9) The Sleaze
This guy or girl is here for one reason and one reason only. They are going to get the shift and no one is going to stop them. They are tactile and will make this party work in their favor. The KO'd and The FML should watch out for this one.
10) The Girlfriend/Boyfriend
If both girlfriend and boyfriend are together at an after party there will either be a fight or a promiscuous display of affection. If just one of the two is there they will look down on singletons and tell anyone who approaches them that they are in a relationship, even if they weren't trying to score them in the slightest. On the other extreme of things they could be the wildest one there.
11) The Safety Officer
This guy or girl doesn't own the house and, to be honest, they don't even know The Landlord that well. But they have gotten this idea in their heads that they will stop all evil that is taking place. They will be bossy and tell people to behave. Nobody likes this person, not even The Landlord.