Lock Eyes From Accross The Room: The 27 Stages Of Pulling On A Night Out

Ah, young love. There's nothing like it. Think Romeo and Juliet, think Buffy and Angel, think Lydia and Arg. Love is great and it's everywhere! And by everywhere we mean the student union on a Thursday night.

YAY FOR AWKWARD PULLING!!!

1) So, you're feeling it tonight

2) You get ready with your housemates and do some serious pre-drinking

3) Before going out the door you suddenly remember something very important

4) You roll up in da club like:

5) ...and instantly lose your nerve

6) DUTCH COURAGE TIME

7) You spot a hottie at the bar and try making eye contact

8) But before you can work your magic YOUR SONG COMES ON

9) In the heat of the moment, your wild flailing has attracted a potential mate

10) You try to play it super cool

11) But it's hard when they're really fit

12) Your friends reposition so you're suddenly standing next to the hottie

13) Before you know it, you're exchanging names

14) ...then having a needlessly in-depth conversation about your uni course, that neither of you can really hear

15) You slip off back to the bar, to pep yourself up again

16) Then realise you DESPERATELY need a wee

17) When you finally return, your mystery hottie has wandered off...

18) Even worse, ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE PULLED

19) Sudden realisation that you're gonna die alone

20) Four Jägerbombs later you throw caution to the wind and choose someone at random on the dancefloor

21) Before long you're basically recreating Dirty Dancing

22) 5 mins later: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL KISS OF ALL TIME IS HAPPENING

23) OMG this is the real deal

24) And then the lights come on

25) You celebrate your narrow escape with a well-earned takeaway

26) Of course, the next morning you wake up to find one of your friends has photographic evidence...

27) ENJOY THE MEMORIES K BAI

Via StudentBeans