Oh the Snapchat - a place of mystery and photographs. Full of excitement and future prospects. Where every girl can pose until they can't pose no more. Raise those phones ladies - take that Snapchat and get the date you have been waiting for. This invention has come to us and we should use it in all it's glory. Here are The Thoughts Every Girl Has While Taking A Snapchat.
Ohhh look at all the Snapchat's I have. He sent me one - he bloody well sent me one. I wonder if they were just for me. Best send some back.
2) Technicality Personified
Okay, how am I going to do this? Is it going to be funny, outrageous, sultry or posed? I'll take a few and decide.
3) Best Friends
Why is she best friends with him? Why is he best friends with her? My best friends look so boring - must change this.
I look so ugly. Nice chins yeah, nice chins. Maybe if I pose this way it will be better?
5) Body Placement
How am I going to get my boobs out, or show my ass in this bodycon skirt, without people thinking I am slutty? Ah fuck it - this is no time to be discreet.
I'll do a moustache and a parrot on my shoulder that ought to get people talking.
No that looks stupid or does it look alternative and hipster? I'll start again.
Nooooo, I pressed the X button. I'll have to re-enact this all over again. I might not look outrageously good looking the next time.
I'm pouting, flipping my head in various directions and going to get this photo in.
Fuck I look fabulous! Send, send, send.
10) Panic Rescinds
Shit, shit, shit. I shouldn't have sent it to all those people. But sure I might get some light conversation out of it.
He sent one back. HE SENT ONE BACK. Happy days! The happiest of days! Now, I can bask in my greatness with another succesfful Snapchat day under my belt.
In ten minutes this all begins again.