Many of you will be in your final year, finished college or even looking for internships – in which you've to trick people into thinking you're an adult.
You have to attempt to look like you've got your shit together and don't spend your weeknights getting belligerently drunk. If you find yourself in this current situation, we've created a go-to guide on how to appear like a fully fledged member of society.
Prepare to shock yourself.
1. Make a LinkedIn
It's a well-known fact if you have a LinkedIn account – you've got your shit together. Accompany this with a fake posed photo with a pen in your hand and you're good to go.
2. Buy a Hillary Clinton-esque pantsuit
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Everyone knows if you wear a pantsuit you're a fully fledged adult. It's best to start wearing it in college so people know you're going places.
3. Wear runners with your pantsuit walking to college
This will set you up for when you're a hard working business woman who swaps into her heels right before she heads in the door to work – class.
4. Smoke actual cigarettes (Or just quit altogether)
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Swap those ungodly rollies for Vogue cigarettes, so people will know you've got class.
5. Eat Spinach
It's good for you, it's full of iron and adults always tell us to eat it.
6. Wear a watch
Even if you use your phone to check the time, the watch looks cool.
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7. Use a power bank charger because you're really busy
Phoning important people and stuff.
8. Drink two litres of water a day
Because hydration is cute.
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9. Finally... buy a decent jacket
It can literally make you look glam in three seconds, ASOS is always a good shout.
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