The 10 Types Of Drunken Texts

There's nothing more terrifying than screening your text messages after a night out.  So here are just some of the texts you have read on a Sunday morning slapping yourself on the forehead.

1. The 'I'm Feelin Horny' Texts

U up?


2. The Text For The Ex Part I: The Bitter Kind



3. The Text For The Ex Part II- The Needy Kind

I wonder why she left this charmer?



4. The 'I've Got A Great Idea' Texts


5. The 'Hey This Will Be Really Funny' Texts



6. The Slowly Getting Slurrier Texts



7. The Texts Where Autocorrect Takes Over


8. The Texts Where You No Longer Know What's Going On



9. The 'Sorry For The Late Texts' Text

This normally just makes matters worse.



10. The 'I Wasn't That Drunk' Text

Technically not a drunk text, but being drunk plays a huge part in it.

David Keenan
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D.I.T and N.U.I.M graduate, socially retarded but a nice lad nonetheless

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