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The 10 Types Of Drunken Texts

There's nothing more terrifying than screening your text messages after a night out.  So here are just some of the texts you have read on a Sunday morning slapping yourself on the forehead.

1. The 'I'm Feelin Horny' Texts

U up?

 

2. The Text For The Ex Part I: The Bitter Kind

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3. The Text For The Ex Part II- The Needy Kind

I wonder why she left this charmer?

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4. The 'I've Got A Great Idea' Texts

 

5. The 'Hey This Will Be Really Funny' Texts

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6. The Slowly Getting Slurrier Texts

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7. The Texts Where Autocorrect Takes Over

 

8. The Texts Where You No Longer Know What's Going On

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9. The 'Sorry For The Late Texts' Text

This normally just makes matters worse.

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10. The 'I Wasn't That Drunk' Text

Technically not a drunk text, but being drunk plays a huge part in it.

David Keenan
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D.I.T and N.U.I.M graduate, socially retarded but a nice lad nonetheless

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