Radiomade presents Wet Wars, a twenty-four hour, water gun assassination tournament that will be kicking off in a couple of weeks. We are looking for 50 competitors to take part in this hi-tempo, nail biting game and hopefully after a few weeks we can crown our new Wet Wars Champion, and he or she will walk away with 500 euro in cash.
When we have every player’s 20 euro entry fee, each assassin will be issued an envelope. In that envelope will be a laminated card that can easily fit into a wallet. This card must be kept on your person at all times. On this card will be a photograph of another competitor in the game, it might be your best mate or a complete stranger, it will also have their name, address, email address, phone number and place of work. This is the person you are hunting, (the email and phone number is for intimidation and scare tactics), but be aware that someone else somewhere in this city, another player is looking at a picture of you. You are being hunted.
Now, in order to eliminate your target from the game, you must find them and wet them in anyway - supersoaker, waterpistol, cup of water, water bomb, whatever, don’t care (spitting doesn’t count as this is a clean honest game, so don’t be a cunt). They might be walking to the shops, they might be putting out their bins, but unbeknownst to them they are about to get got.
Once they have been taken out, they then have to hand over the card they were given. You then have a new mission, a new contract, a new target to take out of the game. This goes on, as I said, 24 hours a day until we have one remaining player who takes the prize money.
There are a few other rules to consider, if you have your target cornered and they don’t want to be soaked, you must be decent and give them a chance to surrender. We don’t want someone in their Sunday best on their way to a wedding or something, and then gets soaked, they must be given a chance to give up, but if they run, feel free to chase and soak them.
Also, we don’t want people getting fired because of this shit so no one can attack a target while they are in work or at least a 100 metres from their work. All someone needs, while they are talking to some important client, is some twat jumping out of a bush and nailing him or her with a Nerf N-Strike CS-18 Super-Soaker Elite. Feel free to stalk the work-place, absolutely, but you must wait until the target is well away from his or her place of business.
You cannot get someone on the premises of a pub, beer gardens are okay, once you don’t soak their friends, they won’t be happy, and watch out for other innocent bi-standers who probably unaware of the game is and will come at you with a pint glass.
Leaving the country or county with out notification to radiomade is cheating and that person will be disqualified. IF you are heading away for a weekend, let us know and we will let you hunter know.
When you make a kill contact Radiomade by email to let us know. All kills will be logged on a blog page on www.radiomade.ie, it will feature details of each kill and other stories about the game aswell.
