Why Guys Will Never Learn And Always Be Misogynistic Dicks..

Because we get comfortable and don't want to change..

Because we're pre wired to be convinced we're right no matter what..

Because we simply don't have the time..

Because, yes...we lie from time to time...


Because we're naturally stubborn...

Because we ignore things and switch off..

Because maybe, we're just not that into you...


Because bitches be crazy yo...

Because some of us are just plain stupid..

Because we forget...


Because denial isn't just a river in Egypt...

Because of the excitement of getting caught..

Because responsibility comes after college..


Because we're just not that honest...

Because we just don't care...

Because in reality it's a genetic carrying the A1 mutation, which reduces the amount of dopamine D2 receptors in the brain, are less successful at learning to avoid mistakes than men who do not carry this genetic mutation.


And no, if your a guy reading this...a genetic mutation does not allow you to become an X-Man...

also, apologies for that really shit Nile joke!


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Colin O'Dwyer
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Media graduate, music nut, musician and connoisseur of the skinny jean. Would've made a better Batman than Affleck!!

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