Being In a Relationship is a pain in the ass... In more ways than one... Don't you wish, for once you could find the perfect partner, one who wouldn't judge you for all the weird stuff you do or make you buy them expensive things? Fortunately, that partner is closer than you think...
You Don't Have To 'Get To Know' Your Hand...
You Don't Have To Waste All Your Money... It'll Put Out Anyway...
You Don't Have To Worry About Impressing It
You Don't Have To Go Anywhere, Or Even Move From Your Current Position (unless there are people around)
No Couples Selfies
There's No Need To Dress To Impress
You Don't Have To Laugh At It's Jokes
Or Make It Feel Better About Itself
Because It's Your Hand...
And You'll Never Have To Break Up
Match Made In Heaven
