The world's largest bouncy castle in the world is coming to Dublin. I could go on, or if you aren't someone who detests joy you could simply click here to go and get yourself tickets, priced between €16-19 to this big, bouncy bad-boy.
Named The Beast, it is 272m long and will be coming to Dublin's National Basketball Arena from 14-17 December. Interestingly, 'The Beast', is also the name given to the armoured presidential limousine that was used for driving around Barack Obama. Unlike the armoured limousine however I would be astounded, to say the least, if the bouncy castle similarly contained access to two pints of spare blood in President Obama's blood type.
There is also going to be a Christmas market, a whiskey tasting and craft beer stall as well as Live DJ's. If you can legitimately describe to me an event or occasion that would be more worthwhile and enjoyable than getting tipsy on over-priced boutique alcohol while doing lots of bouncing then I will be sincerely impressed.