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14 Reasons Why Ireland Is The Worst Country In The World

14 Reasons Why Ireland Is The Worst Country In The World

Ugh, Ireland. It's the worst country in the world! The people are terrible, the scenery is shite and the drinks are crap. It's seriously the worst and I'm here today to tell you why Ireland sucks. Sorry, not sorry.

1. The people are shit craic

This isn't funny. At all. Nope.


2. The President is dull


Just look at him on a bike. Snore.


3. The Cliffs of Moher are a snooze fest



4. Guinness tastes awful in Ireland

Just look at how unpalatable these are. I bet no one drinks them here.


5. The beaches are ugly


6. Tayto chip sandwiches are disgusting


It just tastes bad. I mean, who could like chips on bread?


7. Either are chicken fillet rolls

Mayo and butter on a roll? Sick.



8. Croke Park could be better on game day

Looks like no one was there.



9. The green grass makes me sick

Ugh, looks dead to me.


10. The skyline is shit


Wouldn't put this pic on Insta. Nope. Straight to trash.


11. Drinking in a fake Irish pub is better than a real one

Pubs in Ireland are too loud and fun.



12. Father Ted isn't funny at all

Nope. Didn't even laugh. This show is terrible clearly.


13. Country people are boring


Nothing to see here. So bored.


14. St Patrick's Day is an uncolourful day

No one ever does anything on Paddy's Day in Ireland. Snoozefest.


In all seriousness, I feckin' love you, Ireland! I was only kidding.


Also read: 22 Things Only People Who Love Tayto Crisps Will Understand

Emma Greenbury
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Emma is an editor and writer from Brisbane, Australia and has been living in Dublin since September 2016 after she decided warm weather and beaches were overrated. She now wears three pairs of trousers every day and loves it.

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