The real problem with donut shops in Dublin is that there just isn't enough of them. If ever I feel like a donut, I, a white, adult male in the 21st century Western world, am often expected to walk sometimes for over 3 minutes to source some delicious sugary goodness. Where is all the privilege I'm supposed to be privy to? It is simply unacceptable.
Thankfully Offbeat Donuts have put their shoulder to the wheel to help slowly put an end to this problem by opening yet another donut store. They have opened a stall in the TCDSU shop located in House 6 in front square. This comes just in time for Freshers' Week and there will be a voucher for free a free donut included in every SU goodie bag.
The stall began selling its wares today, making heart-chugging qualities of utterly fantastic cholesterol easily accessible to students. If I'm coming across at all bitter or jealous it is simply because this has happened just as I have left the college. It arrives too late for me to truly reap the benefits of their doughy wares.