10 Fights Girls Start With Their Boyfriends

In every relationship, there's the good days and the bad. Bad outweighs the good because when they're bad, they're Tyson bad.  It's always the boy's fault.  Even if it's not, it is. Girls sniff them out, searching for the next row, the next wrong word or wrong look. Here is a breakdown of the top fights gals start with their boyfriends and the silliest boy answers:

1.  Were you looking at that girl?

"No, what the hell.  I was looking at that building, I didn't even see her."

2.  Who are these unknown calls from on your call log?


"It's my uncle, had to ring him back because he's looking me to help him with something."

3.  Why are you still friends with your ex-girlfriend on Facebook?

"I've never even been on her page.  Makes no difference to me what she's at."


4.  Why did she like your page?

"I dunno why she liked it.  I barely even know that girl."

5.  Ah right, you're going out with your friends tonight then?


"Yeah, we're only going out for a few.  Nothing crazy, quiet enough night."

6.  Why do you never wear that t-shirt I got you?

"I have worn that t-shirt soo many times.  You just haven't seen me those days."


7.  You want me to pay half?

"I always pay."

8.  Why do you always have to drive?


"Because I'm a better driver."

9. You're not romantic at all...

"I'm not a big woman."

10. You didn't even get me a card...

"I thought it was tomorrow."

  • No reply will work with any of these row-starting statements.
Melissa McCarthy
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