cture>
I'm all down for people wearing what they want but it has gotten to the point where people going along to music festivals are all wearing a similar style and often are wearing what they think is trendy rather than something more unique or practical. These bad music festival looks need to be thrown into a fire and never resurrected.
1. Flower crowns
Sure, flower crowns can look really beautiful but they've been done.to.death. We'd love to see some more OG styles at festivals this summer.
2. Glitter everywhere
Glitter's all fun and games til you have to clean it up. It's not a great look after a few hours.
3. Full face of makeup
Oh hun, it's a music festival not a runway. A full face of makeup can look gorge but who are ye kidding? It's going to come off in a flash once you hit the pit.
4. Cut-off denim shorts
Another festival staple that's been done to death. If we see one more pair of shorts this season we are gonna scream.
5. Drug rugs
Why does everyone who wears one of these stink? It's probably the fabric. They don't look good on anyone no matter how much effort you put into the rest of your outfit.
6. Long-ass braids
Owww these always look painful. A quick look around any festival and you'll see waves of bishes with tight af hair. Let it down ladies and feel the breeze.
7. Miley buns
OMG I'm just being Miley you guysss. We predict buns galore this festival season but don't be a sheep - go without.
8. Rainbow hair
I actually love this trend but at music festivals, it really does look like a sea of unicorns. If your hair isn't normally rainbow, don't chance it by feckin' up your hair for one day.
9. Metallic temporary tattoos
Everyone knows it's not a real tattoo and everyone thinks you're a douche.
10. Bralets
Sexy and cute but def not weather approps, espesh in Ireland. You can't possibly be warm when your tatas are on display like that!
11. Tie dye anything
Tie dye had its time in the sun and that was over 40 years ago. Leave that shit at the op shop and go for rainbow by all means, just don't be so typical girl!
12. Hipster hats
The clean up after a festival consists of cans, water bottles and these stoopid ass hats that fall off so many drunk girls' heads.
13. Yellow John Lennon sunglasses
Neither flattering nor sun safe, these glasses are massively overrated and the sign of a wannabe hippy. Stick to polarised!
14. Bindis
Newsflash: cultural appropriation isn't in this year
15. Fake septum piercings
Did your piercing hurt? Oh wait, it's fake. That is the ultimate festival fakery.
16. Borat mankinis
No, just no. Borat came out 11 years ago and it's still not that funny.
17. Morph suits
We all know someone who has one of these. Make sure you cut it up before the day of the festival for everyone's sanity.
Also read:
