11 Perfectly Valid Times To Hate People In Public Part 2

In an ideal world we'd all just get along, but we don't live in an ideal world. Some folks just don't get it. They're the reason why people hate people; those rage-inducing assholes who don't seem to know how to be a decent human being. These are the types of people who should be literally shot.

1) People who use the word “literally” incorrectly.

No, you really didn't.

2) People who don't start bagging their shopping until it's time to pay (hurry your shit up, fucker).


3) People who stop abruptly in the middle of a busy path right in front of you.

4) People who leave you a missed call but don't answer their phone when you call back 5 seconds later.

Voicemail is for dickheads.

5) Dreadful story tellers.


6) People who use big, obscure words in spoken conversation; we get it, you own a thesaurus you insufferable ass.

7) Girls who accept drinks from guys and just happen to forget to mention they have a boyfriend.

8) People who relish irritating those around them.


9) Bible bashers.

10) Constant complainers.

And no, the irony of complainers is not lost on me.

11) People who are not on Facebook and need you to know it.

Seán Kenehan
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Seán has been told by some that he resembles a young Hugh Laurie, but more people have tried to hire him as a Noddy impersonator. Something of a film fan, a pub quiz is one of the few situations in which he is even remotely useful. Seán enjoys the occasional beverage of the alcohol variety, Salt & Vinegar crisps, and referring to himself in the third person.

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