Nightclub attendants are the beacon of hope in every night out. Whenever you think your night can't get any worse, there they are with a sheet of paper and a lollipop, ready to listen to your life story and your relationship struggles. We love them and we'd be lost without them. Here are eleven things we've all said to nightclub attendants: (PS: I'm so sorry guys...)
1) You've actually saved my life right now.
2) Can I pay you back next time?
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3) Have I seen you in here before? I'm about 79% sure that I have.
4) Do you remember me? I remember you!
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5) Oh my God, I'm having such a shit night. Want to hear all about it? Ok.
6) Guys are such assholes, amirightorwhat?
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7) Can I have a lollipop please? Thank you SO much.
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8) You're my favourite bathroom lady of all time, just don't tell the other bathroom ladies I said that.
9) I'll be back in later Hun.
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10) Here, this is all the change I have please take everything I have and I love you. Never forget that.
11) No, it's fine, keep it all, keep me too, if you'd like.
