Ever since that alarm clock went off today, you knew that this day was just going to be shit. Now for some reason the gods have decided that today of all days, they will cast upon you, every shit thing that they can possibly think of to make this day even shittier.
1.Woke Up Late
Now you don't have time to try and wash off this shitty feeling
2. Stubbing Your Toe
3. Poured Cereal But You Have No Milk
4. You Left the House Without Deodorant
Now you'll openly smell of shit too
5. Rain
No sure, I mean why would it be sunny?
6. Bus is Full to Work
It doesn't even matter if the person beside you is a normal person. You hate them right now. They are in your bubble.
7. Your Hair-tie snapped
8. Work
Maybe if you hadn't had to get up to go to the place that slowly diminishes your soul, you wouldn't have stubbed your toe and you would be fine right now, watching Gossip Girl and eating ice-cream.
9. Bit Your Lip Walking into Work
10. You Didn't Get That Promotion
What's worse is the stupid bitch who did get it...
11. The Mother Rang to Say She Was Going to Visit
12. You Realise You Are Forever Alone
Your brain thought today was a great day to make you realise it.
13. Everyone Else Seems Extra Happy Today
Be thankful there is only 24 hours in the day. Go home, wash off the day in the bath. Fuck everything, get in your jammies and watch what ever shitty TV you want. You deserve this.Now look at this baby sloth. Tomorrow is another day. Tomorrow will be different. Tomorrow will be sunny.
