13 Things That Happen When You're Shit At Flirting

One of the worst things about flirting is, well, the actual flirting. You have possibly the worst game there is when it comes to flirting and we totally get that. To be honest, we're pretty shit at it too, and we can check off at least a few of these about ourselves...

1. You become incredibly awkward when anyone starts flirting with you.

2. Your wink looks like you're having a conniption.

3. Your attempt is either too subtle or too much.


4. You snort when you laugh.

5. You get wayyyy too drunk because you're trying to play it cool.

6. You find it near impossible not to fill an awkward silence.



7. You've got one signature flirt move.

8. You can't even speak to someone you fancy, let alone actually flirt with them.


9. You agonise over any mildly flirty text you send.

10. You're shit at jokes and funny stories.

11. All the bad bodily things start happening, like sweaty palms and red cheeks.

12. Eye contact is either nonexistent or complete overkill.

13. You don't realise they were flirting with you until they've walked away.

Ally Kutz
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American student interning in Ireland for the semester. Lover of dogs and bad puns.

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