18 Of The Best Stoner Epiphanies

You've sparked up a few Js with the boys, and what better way to relax than sitting back and listening to all the nonsense your friends are churning out. Here are 18 of the best stoner epiphanies...

I've forgotten what I was going to say

Would you be able to tell I'm high?

I really need to pee but it's far too far away

Why the fuck do McDonalds not deliver?

I fucking love cereal AND ICE COLD MILK

I'm still hungry

The Illuminati are real

Cartoons are fucking awesome

This Cosmos programme is unreal... like, we're all just made of atoms

If I shut my eyes right now, I will fall asleep

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

When I eat, the food is scared

I literally have no idea what time it is

Lucky Charms is unicorn food

Colours are just the best

...and so are stars, actually

What time is it?

I love when you go to sleep high, you don't get a hangover