Things like these shouldn't affect our moods like this, but sometimes we turn into hulk-grumpy-ass-bitches when the most stupid shit happen. When one of the following happens, shit hits the fan and your day is worse than the day Friends ended. *Sob* Here are 21 of the shittest things that WILL ruin your day:
1) Your umbrella turning inside-out.
All you wanted was to be protected from the rain. Now you have no umbrella and you're completely soaked. *Tear*
2) Running up to the pedestrian crossing and THEN the light turns red.
You didn't run for nothing! Is there a man watching you that's making all these go red as soon as you get to them? For fucks sake.
3) It's windy the one day you wear your hair down.
Hair in your lipstick, eyes, up your nose, hitting the face of the man next to you. Sorry everyone...
4) When the shower head falls from the holder.
That's the exact way you were hoping to start your day, with a bruised skull and a damaged ego.
5) You had your charger in your phone, but the plug wasn't in the wall.
It's 7 in the morning and you have 10% battery. Beautiful, what a stellar way to start the day.
6) When the bottom of your bag breaks.
The ground is exactly where you wanted your shopping to go, especially when that shopping included tampons, two bags of chocolate and a shitload of toilet roll. *Sigh*
7) Your drink leaking inside your bag.
Important college notes, meet smoothie. Smoothie, meet important college notes.
8) Having to run for the bus.
You know the driver can see you in his mirror, so it's safe to assume that yes, he is taunting you in the best way possible. Thanks friend!
9) Your nose is running and you don't have a tissue.
Please God. Why do you hate me so?
10) Standing in something wet in your socks.
Motherfuccccccccccccccccker.
11) Your tights ripping.
AND you haven't shaved your legs. Hello hairy peekaboos.
12) The coffee leaking out of its lid.
That's precisely what your shirt needed. It really sets your whole outfit off though, to be fair.
13) When you're a few cents under the bus fair.
The driver is a dick that wouldn't let you away with it so you can kiss goodbye to a nice, comfortable little bus journey.
14) Making a typo on an important post.
This is how the world will remember you. The typo girl. Great, just what I wanted.
15) Tripping up in front of a group of people.
Act casual. Head down. Keep walking. Nothing to see here.
16) Trying to stay calm getting through the tourists in town.
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY.
17) Realising you didn't put deodorant on this morning.
Don't move too fast. Keep your arms stapled to your sides and make no eye contact.
18) Waving back at someone who wasn't waving at you.
Oh fuck. Oh Jesus. Oh ground, open up RIGHT now.
19) People who are too loud on public transport.
Do they have any idea that there are other people on here too?! Quieten down children, before I tell your Mother what nonsense you're up to.
20) Having one line of a song looping in your head.
"I gotta pocket full of sunshinnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee."
