Cold people of the world don't know lucky they are. Us hot-blooded creatures spend our days fanning our pits and pressing cold cans of coke against our forehead. The struggle for us is so very real.
1. The inconvenience of sweating
2. And therefore large pit stains on all your clothes
3. And looking like this during sex
4. And like this when you're nervous
5. Not being able to quench your perpetual thirst
6. Your co-workers bitching at you for keeping the windows open all day long
7. When you should be enjoying summer, you really sort of resent it
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8. Sometimes you're so hot that removing any clothing just seems like a chore
9. Being extremely hot causes you to use profanity in excess
10. Your hair gets greasy really easily
11. You can't wait to get home and take off all your clothes at the end of the day
12. You get stuck to chairs and then leave a puddle of sweat behind
13. It's hard to find a comfortable position to sleep in with lovers where you won't die from body heat
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14. You go through way more deodorant than most people
15. And you are extremely irritable because of your uncomfortable body temperature
16. If you're a woman... well you know how uncomfortable it can be down there
17. And also for the men
18. You actually took pleasure in the ice bucket challenge
19. Just like you do in any situation involving cold water
20. You fantasize about being this guy
21. Or even him
22. But for now you will just have to deal with being hot all the time!
