So 15 April is just about to roll on. Another year older. You don't expect much… the past few years have been a let down. But maybe this year will be different. These are the things you hope will happen on your birthday..
*A lot won't happen no matter how lucky you are.
1) You walk downstairs and there are loads of birthday presents on the kitchen table
2) Your friend gives you a scratch card and you win €50 (nice)
3) College is called off because it's too sunny…!
4) Your granny sends you some secret money (Cheers Gran)
5) You go out and your friends buy you free drinks all night
6) The taxi man gives you a free fair
7) You get free into a nightclub
8) You look amazing (obv)
9) You randomly get sent flowers from an admirer
10) You kiss someone you actually fancy
11) You get an amazing birthday cake
12) The Cake is calorie free
13) You get a free blow dry and GHD curls
14) You discover Betty White and you are related
15) You get a free trip to Vegas
16) Kylie Minogue tweets you
16) Perez Hilton wants to feature you on his blog
17) The Kardashians want to remove Rob and make you part of their family
18) You get free spray tans for life
19) Moet and Chandon champagne want you to be an ambassador
20) Free Donuts for life
21) Free phone for life
22) Free Garth Brooks Tickets
23) Paris Hilton wants you to be her BFF
