Underwear shopping can be a harrowing experience for any girl, whether it's choosing between nice underwear or comfortable the mind of a lady runs wild when in the underwear section of Pennys...
1. I want to get something reeeeally pretty!
2. No I want to get something comfy
4. I want to look HAWT for my boyfriend
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3. No WAIT I'm a feminist. I don't need to buy into his patriarchal beauty myth to be attractive. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
4. I feel like people can definitely see me in this changing room
5. Maybe if I keep one hand on the curtain and change with my other hand? Oh shit, I'm falling. Shit. SHIT! Sorry, don't mind me. So sorry!
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6. Should I bother getting a proper bra fitting? Not even sure what cup I am these days...
7. Sorry WHAT size did you say I am?
8. I'VE BEEN WEARING THE WRONG BRA MY WHOLE LIFE
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9. My poor poor breasts
10. Hmm, should I got a thong to match this bra?
11. Is it hygienic to have a string of beads between your butt cheeks?
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12. What is up with this lace? Is it made from stinging nettle?
13. Will this make me look more Victoria Secret?
14. EW! There's a guy in here what a perv!
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15. Oh there's a guy in here! His girlfriend's dragging him along. Poor guy
16. Am I too old for Sponge Bob underwear?
17. Should I get these as, you know, a TOTAL joke?
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18. Will my nipples show through this bra?
19. Bras are basically just holding cells for your breasts
20. Maybe I should go braless?
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21. Maybe I should buy a sports bra?
22. Maybe I should actually do some sport first?
23. Which bra will give the illusion that my boobs are GINORMOUS!
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24. Do I get a balcony/padded/contour/plunge/soft cup/strapless/underwire???
25. Do I need it to be water-resistant/hydro-powered/posture-enhancing/eco-friendly?
26. UGH I don't know. I JUST WANT A FREAKIN' BRA!
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