31 Things Every Student Has Googled

Have you ever considered what the hell we'd all do without Google? Cry, drop out of college and use our brains a hell of a lot more, I reckon. I can only imagine how much more productive and intelligent college students must have been thirty years ago (no offence to us). Here are 31 things every college student has Googled...

1) The Title Of The Essay You're Struggling To Do In One Night

2) Types Of Contraception That Don't Make You Expand

3) The Cheapest Clubs In Town Tonight

4) How To Earn Cash Fast

5) That Person You're A Little Too Fond Of...

6) The Price Of A One-Way Ticket Out Of This Hellhole

7) Possible Explanations For All Those Mystery 'Illnesses' (Stop Drinking)

8) Porn

9) How Do I Know If I'm Pregnant?

10) Possible Outcomes Of No. 9

11) Organ Donation

12) A Free Downloading/ Streaming Tool

13) Drinking Music Playlists

14) Is It Possible To Unsend A Text?

15) The Best Ways To Avoid Getting Pregnant

16) Your Horrible Old Classmates

17) A Brief Synopsis Of Those Eight Lectures You Skipped This Semester

18) How Often Should You Change Your Bedsheets (Answer: More Often Than You Do Now)

19) What Exactly IS Plagiarism?

20) How To Pull An All-Nighter And Not Die

21) Your Dream House

22) Excuses For Not Going In To College Today Or Tomorrow

23) How To Cure A Hangover With No Money

24) (And When It's Just Too Much...) Has Anyone Ever Died From A Hangover?

25) How To Look Good When You Feel Fat, Puffy And Broke

26) Is It Wrong To Have Sex With My Lecturer?

27) Can I Actually Overdose On Caffeine?

28) What's A Good Way To Get Out Of An Exam?

29) Symptoms Of Common STIs...

30) Jobs In Your Field Of Study (For When You Grow Up)

31) PAID Jobs In Your Field (Good luck!)