Never mind this shite about "what type of girls do guys like?" and "what do guys like to see girls wear?". I'm asking the hard hitting questions that us curious bitches really want to know. Brace yourselves fellas because here are 7 questions girls really wonder about the opposite sex.
1) Do you sit on your balls?
I have never given a guys parts a full inspection and mapped out where bits dangle and what-not. But I've always wondered if sitting on those stools in Biology was really difficult. Do you have to discreetly move your cojones around before you plonk your arse down. Because I'd imagine sitting on them would not be the most pleasant experience.
2) Why do you blatantly put your hands down your trousers?
Imagine you and your mates are sitting around and you see this gorgeous girl walking down the road and the next thing she does is shove BOTH of her hands down the front of her jeans to adjust her knickers. It would be really weird, right? SO WHY DO YOU DO IT?! You walk with your pack of wolves and 4 out of the 5 of you have your hands down your tracksuit bottoms (not each others, unfortunately). Most of the time I hope one of you trip so I can watch you go down with no hands to protect your face.
3) Let me guess... you're thinking of sex?
I remember as a kid I heard on the TV that men think of sex every 3.2 seconds, or something like that. How is that even possible? "Okay so the square root of 42 is 6.4, multiply that by.... hmmmm sex." HOW?!
4) Changing Room Conundrum
TV has destroyed my view on what male changing rooms are like. Do all stand around completely naked with one leg on a bench practically butt-flossing yourselves having the chats? And what about rats tales? Do you not feel uncomfortable with your dick out because you're all secretly judging the size of each other?
5) Baggy Boxers
When you wear skinny jeans, do you have to wear the tightest briefs you own? It must be annoying when you pull up your trousers and your baggy boxers all bunch up. Is it?
6) What's the deal with boobs?
What is so attractive about them? Is it because you don't have any? They are just squishy mounds of tissue and fat. Are you jealous that I can rub a pair whenever I feel like? Muahaha!
7) Is it sweaty down there?
With all those bits-n-bobs down there touching off each other and dangling, does it get a bit humid?
