Modern life has made people so damn lazy.
Not that we're complaining, we like lazy. Sometimes people manage to cut corners in life with such ingenuity, you can't help but be a bit awe-inspired.
Let's celebrate just how brilliant lazy people can be with this gallery of 10 ingenious things you need in your life.
1. This toilet screen
Because books and magazines are, like, so 1990s.
2. Prism glasses
Too perfectly simple for words.
3. These fumble-proof cables
Interior design and tidiness all in one? Sold.
4. This bathtub tray
Because drinking in the bath isn't something that people do enough.
Because life's too short to scour the house for lost keys EVERY GOD-DAMN DAY.
6. This insta-tidy bedroom sheet
For those who live at home, or with nosey flatmates.
7. And this smuggler's belt
The kind of thing your mam wants you to wear inter-railing. OWN IT!
8. This handy Pringles tab
9. And, most importantly, this remote-control snack float
So what if hardly any Irish people own pools? Sure bring it down to your local leisure centre and BOOM – you can even count it as a trip to the gym.