What Actually Happens In The Library

Today is going to be a 'good' day. Work is going to get done. You're up, the snooze only went off twice and so far things are tip top.. There's a hell lot of work to do. Yes, you've exams in 10 days but that's OK because Today You Shall Study!

Gliding into the library you flash your student card. You'll just glide into a nice seat with a view overlooking The Pav and get down to business.

Easier said than done. Looking around immediately you see many people also had the exact same idea as you.

1) All the seats are taken

2) When you eventually get a seat it's beside the person who Sniffs loudly

and farts silently….

3) The other people at your table are having some sort of whisper whisper chit chat..

4) You finally open up your laptop. Michelle has posted a link to the whole VS Fashion Show behind the scenes.. Tempting..

5) 45 minutes later just as Angel Candice is taking her final turn your low battery warning pops up.

6)You look around the room for a plug. There's none as far as the eye can see.7)…..Plug spotted beside cute guy. You trot over to him. 'Excuse me..' you say tapping his desk. He looks at you like you have just taken a shit on his desk. 'I need it' is his response. He puts his head back down and the conversation is over.

8)Back at your desk your laptop is dead. You take out a book. While trying to read sounds come wafting through the air. Sounds of porn… Some idiot is watching porn behind you without his headphones in.

9) Rather embarrassingly he is thrown out. Much hilarity ensues and that takes up another 45 minutes.

10) You look out at the people frolicking around The Pav. You stare at the pile of books and the dead laptop…

11)Within minutes a cold can of Dutch Gold is in your hand. Lying on the grass you look up at the library and breathe in the knowledge that you have made the right decision..